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So we’re learnin’ all about…… (drum role please!!)….. SEX!!!!!!

Yeah sooooo we are talking about vagina’s AND penises!!! WHOOOHOOO PRAISE DA LORD!!!! When we talk about it everyone squirms around like they have ants in their pants!!! Me and Madison are coooooool though. WE AINT SQUIRMIN’ THIS TIME SUCKA’S!!!!!

So we’re learning bout’ sperm and the egg, humping, erections, ALL THAT FUN STUFF!!!!!! Like puberty and periods, AND orgasms !!! WE GOT IT ALL FOLKS!!!!

So now we are studying California Missions!! Ughhhh!!! :*(

Yeah so we had to look up another website….. It was about this guy’s blog and we have to write back about it.

So He kinda was talking about how can you tell your 4th graders to do a report and make a model with a whole bunch of murder, slaves, torture, and whipping!! DON’T PUT THAT KINDA STUFF IN YO KIDS HEAD!!! I mean he’s right!! I know it’s a part of history and stuff but can’t you learn about something else?!?! I MEAN REALLY?!? And the teachers act like it’s NOTHING!! They act as if that it didn’t matter if so many people died~Crazy Fools~ and they WANT their students too put this crap (excuse my french) in their head! Well whatever it’s not like I can really do anything but whatev’s…..And whats up with the torture? I mean I thought that churches were a holy place and all!! And who had the idea too start torturing Indians?! People were crazy back then!! (I guess……) Well if they belive in God in all I thought you were supposed to take care of living things (they don’t back that up)!

So for a assignment we had to visit a website and read all the stuff it had to say!! It was all about the Underground Railroad, with Harriet Tubman, and how people were arguing about and a whole bunch of Government people and money…….. *sighs* Yeahhhhhh realllly interesting……

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WHAT UP?!?! Here I am coming to you live from the amazing HAWAI’I!!!! Just finished up my 3rd day of school! It’s soooooooo exausting, cause school starts at 7 so you have to be picked up at the bus stop at 6:30 (ughh, makes me tired to even think about it!) and then school ends at 3:30! (yay!!) But then, I have to go see family members!!

 Yesterday we went to the beach and went on this flat plain of rocks and it had a whole bunch of tide poopls in it and we went fishing in there with poles we made from bamboo and fishing line! I caught 4 fishes!! (I rock,I know) And while you were fishing waves would be crashing on you and almost blow you away!! (There were some biiiiiiiiiig waves out there!!)

We went reef walking too!! Like we saw all the wana (va-na), dude, they can get REALLY BIG!!! There was all different kinds of wana: pink wana, black wana, purple wana, all different knids!!

Oh, yesterday i forgot the english word for wana (sea urchin)!!! Crazy….. I’m getting to used to Hawaiian language!!! WOW….

Ok, F.Y.I. there’s a certain way you talk in Hawai’i, for example: “The waves so big, ya?”

You talk very slang over here! It’s like a new language!

But, on top of all that, I have to visit about 50 family members a day!!( Geez the only bad thing I can find about going to Hawai’i!!)

I’M HAVING FUN SOOOOO DON’T WORRY ABOUT ME!!!!

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Today my doogie, Jenny, ran under my deck, out back……..

Sooooooo me and my G-ma went and got a manicure and pedicure to waste our time…… (I took it off right when we got home cause it got REALLY messed-up)

An hour later she got herself out, and I gave her a bath…….

Then my G-ma let her out for a walk and she ran back under the deck……. So she gave her a bath…..

Then she ran out of the house, chased a cat around the block and back under the deck…… Oh boy……

So (of course) I gave her a bath…….

*She’s such a (brat!!!)….. troublemaker………*   I think……..

UGH!!!!

……..Dogs………

Well I'm sitting here........ At school..... Done with all my work that's due next week...............

Right now I'm so bored that I might choke on my bordum.......

*wheezes*  *gasps for air* *pounds chest*

Well................ That was a awkward moment...................

HAWAII HERE I COME!!!

I’m going to Hawaii in 6 days!! WHOOOOOOOOOOHOOO!!

I’m gonna live the good life out there. Sipping coconut juice, good weather, seeing family… Ahh that’s truly the good life…. Who wouldn’t want to go to Hawaii?? (freaks….)

I’m SOOOOOOOOOO excited!!! YAY I get to leave school!! But wait… That means that i have to catch up on everything!! NOOOOOOOOO! THE PAIN!!! IT BURNS!!! ;P

Well at least I still get to go to Hawaii………….

Ahhhh Dozer……. My dim-wit of a dog…. Sagging skin, massive lips, and a ENORMOUS personality!

Bulldog- Mastiff…. Thats my mutt…..

Every time he’s in his bed and moves (pushing up against the wall, stretching, and laying down) he let’s out a massive groan that echo’s throughout the room. He also gets mad when my other dog, Jenny, is right in the middle of his bed. he makes this weird whallop! sound followed by row row row, and a howl like a wolf.

When he’s being playful, he’ll cover his teeth with his lips and roll on his back, and kicks his legs.

HE CRACKS ME UP!!

He also has the best groan-timing! When the news caster said  ”A major earthquake has hit Haiti” Dozer let out a HUGE and long wail half groan! Ohhhhhhhh gooooooood times!

So, one time my Gramma took Dozer in the car and he put his head out the window then he put his feet up on the window sill. So my Gramma thinks it’s a little quiet and looks in the back seat and Dozer’s not there. And she looks in her review mirror and she see’s Dozer had fallen out of the window and he was just sitting in the middle of the street, clueless…….

My Gramma took him to dog training and he got kicked out….    He’s my ‘lil problem to deal with…

I LOVE MY DIM-WIT!!